1, men take the initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected event, the women take the initiative to kiss men planned the event.
2, traditional men are pure before marriage,bnsite, after marriage promiscuity; modern man fucks before marriage, after marriage to become honest.
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5, to borrow money before marriage, men and let women eat well, get married and let a man eat a woman to borrow money.
6, a man having an affair is reflected in the work of more and more busy, a woman having an affair is reflected in more and more salt to do the dishes.
7, the first time men and women go to bed is difficult, since more and more difficult; women first and men go to bed very easily, since more and more difficult.
8, a man and wife to divorce after money, men make money, and his wife want to divorce.
9, the traditional woman is honest before birth, giving birth began dreams; modern women have children before the dreams, after giving birth to become honest.
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10, at home when the money men like bookkeeping, at home when the rich woman like accounting.
11,gorilla-biscuits, the relationship between man and wife and then the poor relationship between him and the mother is good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband, her mother's relationship is also poor.
12, men do not make money when the women try so hard, man made money when the woman regret.
13,surely-show, a man entrusted to his girlfriend to take care of their buddies, and finally became a buddy's wife, girlfriend, buddies, according to when; woman to her boyfriend who entrusted to take care of sister, sister who became the boyfriend of the results wife, sister have also become when not.
15,soabina-y, the failure of men who like to than his wife, a successful woman like her husband than with others.
16, a man was fined illegal parking and the police noisy one, a woman in the side to persuade; woman illegal parking fine and the noise around a man, police in the side to persuade.
17, the biggest worry is the money men, too little,from for, a woman's greatest worry is too much money.
18,yourfd, a man most like to buy useless things and most notebook computers, women's favorite and most useless things to buy is shoes.
19, a man good at finding his wife's shortcomings, women good at discovering her husband's advantage.
20, a man having an affair because of premeditation, a woman having an affair because of depressed lonely.
21, male lovers called conquest, a woman called the silly lovers.
22, a woman said to you
23, four-year-old front woman for her husband's idea of a four-year-old man has for his wife after the operation.
24, a man good at discovering the advantages of other wives, women good at discovering the advantages of their own husband.
25, men and women fight in the car angry, if she is a woman driving slammed on the brakes, if a man driving that he would pedal to the metal.
26,ani-mooals, men have money for cell phone first, then change a car, and then for the house, the last to change clothes; woman money is just the opposite.
27, men to learn English in order to prove himself and a very good woman to learn English is to prove that they have not do.
28, the poorest of men to buy food is not to bargain,lost or stolen, the most rich women have to bargain to buy food.
29, successful man there is a woman behind the support of successful women have a bunch of men behind the support.
30, women hated men Chen Shimei; man's favorite woman is Pan.
31, men see women, love, the most beautiful, married the most common and the most ugly divorce, after divorce, more beautiful; women see men, the most sincere love, the most boring marriage, divorce, the most pre- false, then become a sincere divorce.
32, for men, women are not the most beautiful woman; For women, the most handsome man is the man already has.
33, then the wise woman in their appearance is also stupid, stupid man in a woman's appearance is also clear.
34,iwcrlls, women are always afraid of men, usually colored, they complain that men do not go to bed color; men suspected of a woman usually always show, go to bed a woman does not show fear.
35, the most embarrassing thing a man is drinking too much wrapped around his wife and friends; women are the most embarrassing thing is pestering her husband's friend drunk themselves.
36, a woman of the man said,
37, divorce, not the property of men, certainly not a good man; divorce, not the property of the woman, a woman must be good.
38, a man sent a woman bras, that want to build love relationship; women give men's underwear, that already have husband and wife.
39, women as stupid and good men because good and stupid.
40, a woman made a thousand dollars a unit, she would tell the man made a thousand dollars,theyn, to tell their friends, made a 500; man unit made a thousand dollars, he would tell a woman made a 500, told his friends made a 1500.
41,issue which, at home, the least henpecked men did not dare contradict mother; at home are most afraid of her husband's woman dared to contradict her mother.
42, women save their own money to her husband who will spend,foun-der, save men will spend their own money to the other woman.
43, to face a group of men, women, do not discuss the appearance issues; women face a group of men,rtsite, do not discuss the issue of wealth.
44, most women like to hear a man say that another woman is difficult to see; man most like to hear a woman say to another man is a failure.
45, women comfort women often say that they badly; men comforted men often said that another man badly.
46, the most stupid man is the first time wearing a suit to work, women are the most stupid time to wear Dress is the first time when the streets.
47, praised the beauty of other women's clothes like a beautiful, rich man like other men touted high income, the end result is the topic of conversation lead to himself.
48, returnees men when Chinese people speak Chinese have added a few words of English; returnees woman speaking English to a foreigner and there are a few Chinese.
49, men read the Dr. because of low IQ,answersdont, women read the Dr. because of low emotional intelligence.
50, a man is a kind of habit of lying,sall4, lying is the kind of woman need.